The Extraordinary Urban God of Medicine

“Uh…” Teacher Zuo was stunned for a moment, looked at Huang Xiaolong with a flushed face, and muttered, “I… I have encountered some strange things recently…that… Little Long, right? Can you really expel unclean things?”

“Yes. Teacher, what kind of trouble did you encounter? Just tell me straight, don’t beat around the bush.” Huang Xiaolong said cheerfully.

Teacher Zuo hesitated and glanced around to make sure no one was nearby before lowering her voice. “Little Long, this is the teacher’s private matter…you…you must not spread it around or else I’d be ashamed.”

“Really that dramatic?” Huang Xiaolong chuckled. “Go on, I’ll keep it to myself.”

“Well…” Teacher Zuo took a deep breath, adjusted her emotions, and slowly said, “Recently, probably in the past month, I have been having dreams… that is… that is… erotic dreams… oh my, it’s so embarrassing, I can’t even say it.”

“Pffft~ Teacher, don’t be dramatic, just treat it like you’re seeking medical help. Tell me the specific details. Don’t hold anything back, otherwise, I won’t be able to help. As you know, those kind of things can be big or small.” Huang Xiaolong replied with a serious expression.

It seemed Teacher Zuo was scared by Huang Xiaolong’s words, and finally spilled the beans. “I dreamt of a man! He would come to my house every night and…and we’d… have sex, ah, the feeling was so real. The next day, I would always feel exhausted. I suspect that I’ve been bothered by something unclean.”

“Little Long, please help Teacher Zuo.” Chu Tingting pleaded with a blushing face.

Chu Tingting was extremely impressed with Huang Xiaolong’s ability.

“A man coming over to your house each night for sex.” Huang Xiaolong chuckled, “Have you seen the man in your dreams?”

“No. I definitely don’t know him.” Teacher Zuo firmly stated.

“Based on what you said, you must have attracted a lusty ghost. However, among all types of ghosts, lustful ones aren’t considered particularly powerful or vengeful. They tend to be timid and weak. Let me tell you a home remedy for this. Go to the herbal medicine shop and buy a medicine called ‘Pearl Orchid Root’.” Huang Xiaolong advised with a smile.

“Pearl Orchid Root?” Teacher Zuo and Chu Tingting concurrently echoed.

“Yes, Pearl Orchid Root. This medicine is primarily used to treat boils and ringworm. It has a spicy and slightly stinky smell. Crush it, put it in medical gauze, and then insert it into…hehehe, insert it into your private place. The stinky smell of the Pearl Orchid Root is the odor that lusty ghosts hate the most, so it won’t bother you anymore.” Huang Xiaolong explained cheerfully.

He wasn’t fooling Teacher Zuo; this really was a tried-and-true home remedy for females to drive away lustful ghosts.

“Hehe, this method is… indeed quite… peculiar.” Chu Tingting awkwardly laughed on the side.

“All right! I’ll resort to desperate measures then!” Teacher Zuo gritted her teeth and then turned around to leave. “I’m going to get the medicine now! Pearl Orchid Root, Pearl Orchid Root!”

After Teacher Zuo left hurriedly, Huang Xiaolong and Chu Tingting walked side by side on the campus.

“Little Long, I haven’t had a chance to thank you for the last time.” Chu Tingting muttered.

“Haha, beautiful teacher, didn’t you promise to treat me to ten meals and ten movies?” Huang Xiaolong jumped at the opportunity.

“Sure, but as a poor teacher, I can only afford cheap meals. I don’t have the money to treat you to feasts.” Chu Tingting laughed, “When are you free? After dinner, we can watch a movie. I’ve heard there are many blockbusters being released recently.”

Well, Chu Tingting indeed wasn’t holding back anymore.

She wasn’t originally this kind of girl!

Normally, when dealing with students, Chu Tingting was always cold as ice. Because of her beauty, the students called her the ‘Iceberg Beauty’.

But in front of Huang Xiaolong, she was so proactive and enthusiastic…

Just at this moment!

“Tingting~~ Tingting~~!!!”

A bizarre male voice rang out.

Chu Tingting frowned. “It’s that bastard Wang Jinrong again.”

Huang Xiaolong looked up and saw a man in a suit, carrying a wooden bucket, running towards them.

This man, Huang Xiaolong had taught him a lesson before. His name was Wang Jinrong, taking advantage of his father being the deputy principal of Binhai University branch, he had taken liberties with many young female teachers.

At this time, Wang Jinrong ran to Chu Tingting’s side, put down the bucket, and said high-pitched, “Tingting! Believe in me, I’m sincere! I’m willing to do anything for you! Didn’t you tell me to eat shit last time? I’ll do it! I’ll eat! I’ll eat it now!”

The wooden bucket was filled with a foul stench of feces, indeed, it was packed with excrement.

Suddenly, Wang Jinrong reached into the bucket and grabbed a large handful of dung, shoving it into his mouth.

Holy crap, his face was covered in shit, his mouth was full, seemingly enjoying it, like he was eating a cream cake. He licked his lips, sucked his fingers, his eyes reflecting nothing but delight in the repulsive meal and a strange sense of avidity.

“Gross~~!!!!!”

Chu Tingting screamed, turning around to vomit.

In the beginning, Chu Tingting was so annoyed by Wang Jinrong that she told him to eat shit.

These were obviously just words of anger, but she didn’t expect Wang Jinrong to really do it right in front of her.

It’s so disgusting! He is just a freak!

“Hehe~~~ Seems like, the school is really no ordinary place now.” Huang Xiaolong murmured. He saw a layer of ghostly aura on Wang Jinrong’s face!

Moreover, on the side of Wang Jinrong’s neck, there was a blue mark, resembling a tiny ghost’s face at first glance.

This guy is obviously possessed!

His body is now manipulated by a ghostly entity.

However, Huang Xiaolong hated this guy, especially for his indecent thoughts about Chu Tingting, manipulated by his father’s power as the vice-principal, and deceived many young female teachers into bed, hence Huang Xiaolong wasn’t in the mood to save him.

“Beautiful teacher, let’s leave.” Huang Xiaolong said pulling Chu Tingting away. “It’s too smelly, let’s go.”

“Oh my God, oh my God~~~” Chu Tingting vomited for a while, her face slightly pale. “What on earth is going on? Is Wang Jinrong haunted?”

“Yes, he was haunted.” Huang Xiaolong said earnestly. “By the way, beautiful teacher, the school hasn’t been peaceful recently, you should better be careful. I’ll give you a protection amulet later, remember to always carry it with you.”

“The school is not peaceful?” Chu Tingting asked in doubt.

“Yes, there are unclean things, very powerful dirty things.” Huang Xiaolong said seriously.

Just then!

Bang~~!!!!

A loud blast!

It sounded as if something crashing down from the sky.

Immediately after, screams, cries, and a commotion echoed from a teaching building…

“Something terrible has happened! Someone has jumped from a building!”

“Quickly, call 120 for an ambulance!”

“Why…why did he suddenly…jump off the building…”

…

Huang Xiaolong glanced at the teaching building where the incident had happened, wasn’t that the building where he took classes?

“Again…someone has…jumped off the building to commit suicide…” Chu Tingting widened her eyes, filled with absolute terror.

Without uttering a word, Huang Xiaolong ran towards the scene.

The Binhai University branch campus was plunged into panic!